Join Our Provider Network

Grow Your Septic and Sewer Business

Coolfake Septic sends homeowner calls to independent providers. If you run your own septic or sewer business, you may want to be one of them.

This page is not about hiring employees. Coolfake Septic does not offer jobs. It offers a way for local contractors to meet homeowners who need help.

Who We Are Looking For

We look for independent providers around Akron and the Akron area who handle work like:

• Septic tank pumping and emergency septic cleaning
• Sewer line repair and replacement
• Septic system repair, including drainfield repair
• Related work, such as water well service, where it fits your business

You should run a real, working business with your own trucks, tools, and crew. Small shops are welcome. So are larger ones.

What We Expect

Homeowners are often stressed when they call. We ask every provider in the network to meet a few simple standards:

• Hold the licenses, permits, and insurance your area requires
• Answer calls and return messages in a fair amount of time
• Explain problems in plain words, with no scare tactics
• Give written quotes before work starts
• Keep your word on price and schedule
• Treat every home and yard with respect

You are responsible for your own work, your own staff, and your own prices. Coolfake Septic does not direct how you do a job.

How to Apply

Send a short email to contact@coolfake.garden. Please include:

• Your business name and the area you serve
• The services you offer
• A short note about your license and insurance
• The preferred way and time for homeowners to reach you

We will read your note and write back. Not every business is a match, and that is fine. Fit depends on need in each area.

Questions?

Not sure if your business fits? Ask first. Write to contact@coolfake.garden and tell us what you do. We will answer in plain words, just as we hope you will answer homeowners.